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We all want to get laid and we all have our sexual proclivities, and if we like something in particular we may mention it on our dating profile.

But even if there’s a recognition that we, like almost every other adult human being, sometimes enjoy having our genitals touched, there’s no need to go all porno upon first introduction. Until you’ve gone actual porno in real life, leave the porno-chat alone.

Funny is good, but if you are not actually funny, don’t strain anything trying to be.

Straightforward and nice is infinitely better than trying to be funny and failing miserably. There are lots of reasons why someone might not message you back. Now have patience, or set your sights on one of the 10,000 other single people in your area.

If you’re sending a message, the recipient already knows you’ve looked at their pictures and find them attractive.

So instead of stating the obvious (“you look like a small child and I enjoy sexing small children”), point to what it was that attracted you to their personality (or at least the fragment of their personality that they put on the internet).

Even if you do have a creepy racial fetish, announcing it will do you zero favors (although if you do have a creepy racial fetish, maybe deal with that through pornography and therapy, and don’t bring real live human beings into it?

) Does her profile say she’s a lesbian and you’re a straight guy with a weakness for Justin Bieber haircuts?

Sorry pal, but she’s not gonna be into you, no matter how hard her floppy hair makes you.

“Hey gurl, luv ur pics” is not going to get a response.

More likely to get a response: A message that is directly responsive to several things in the object of your affection’s profile.

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